Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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