I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
A+ Viking dick
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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