You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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