i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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