he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just sucked dick on a ferry
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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