let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
and you said cock pushups were impossible
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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