listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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