thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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