This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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