i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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