i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
smell my finger.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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