I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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