god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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