yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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