Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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