try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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