Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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