Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
