just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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