he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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