omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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