i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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