CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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