The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
wanna go halves on a baby?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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