I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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