If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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