I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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