You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
