omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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