Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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