I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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