Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
