Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
