Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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