no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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