belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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