i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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