I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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