Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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