do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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