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There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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