I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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