Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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