Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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