brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
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