I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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