i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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