So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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