I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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