she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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