similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Rumble strips road head = magical
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
This is classic penis vs brain.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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